How about some politically insensitive bumper stickers:
1. Vote Stupid, Vote DUMB-O-CRAT
2. Democrat= Kill the unborn, Save the Murderer
Republican= Save the unborn, Kill the Murderer
3. I'm a white, male, evangelical, pro-life, gun toting, right-wing veteran terrorist suspect
4. Have you hugged your teleprompter today?
5. Stand up Chuck!!
6. Uh..uuhhh, uh. The teleprompter must be skipping again.